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> Whoami_

Director of IT & Marketing at ARV and NWEV — the #1 and #2 ambulance brands in the industry. Originally hired to design a website. Ended up running everything.

One-person IT, engineering, and marketing department for both brands. I ship production code without a team to hand it off to.

LOC: COLUMBIA_MOROLE: DIR_IT_MARKETINGSTATUS: ONLINE
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HOME_BASE
[PLATFORM] 2022–PRESENT
Replaced Salesforce. Runs work orders, inspections, parts, CRM, quoting, proposals, scheduling, and reporting for the whole shop.
BOLTS
[AI] 2026
In-app AI assistant. Reads the page you're on, pulls live context, walks you through tasks or takes the action for you.
RIPPLE
[VIDEO] 2025
Internal Loom clone. Screen recording, shareable links, per-viewer analytics, threaded comments. Killed an $8/user/month SaaS.
HOBBY_HELL
[GAME] 2024–PRESENT
2.5D horror RPG set in a haunted craft store. Unity 6, URP, C#. Built for fun.
MURDERFACE_SHOPS
[FIVEM] 2024
Full shop system for FiveM. NUI cart, weapon customization, player-owned shops, robberies, shipping.
KNOWLEDGE_BASE
[WIKI] 2025
Internal wiki with rich text editing, folders, attachments, and a training-assignment system. Leadership assigns reading, tracks who's done it.
PROPOSAL_BUILDER
[TOOL] 2026
Drag-and-drop canvas editor for sales proposals. Themed templates, seeded media library, HTML-to-PDF export.
MURDERFACE_SKATE
[FIVEM] 2024
Physics-based skateboarding mod for FiveM. Charge jumps, ragdoll wipeouts, trick system, inventory integration.
ASCII_GIF_STUDIO
[CLI] 2024
Converts GIFs and videos into animated ASCII art with color gradients. Modernized fork of google/gif-for-cli.
MURDERFACE_PETS
[FIVEM] 2024
Pet companion system for FiveM. 26 breeds, XP progression, AI behaviors, K9 police dogs, hunting, and breeding mechanics.
MURDERFACE_APPEARANCE
[FIVEM] 2024
Modern glassmorphism UI rewrite of the FiveM clothing/character system. Svelte 5 frontend.
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